the other day i was walking to work, happened to glance up and see a cop coming towards me.  in the few seconds that followed my mouth went dry, my heart skipped a beat, and i actually thought, “i wonder if i’m doing anything wrong.”  i then remembered that i was walking and he could hardly pull me over for speeding, not coming to a complete stop, turning in the wrong lane or talking on my cell phone while using my two feet.

paranoid much?  i think so.