i know what i’m going to do with the rest of my life.  i know, it’s amazing — i’ve finally figured it out!  and i’m so excited.

i’ll continue living the way i do now.  i’ll keep living off my parents saving account and purchasing things i can’t afford.  i won’t ever think of getting a job and will continue pushing my final return date from germany back further.  when i finally do come back, i’ll live with my parents, eat their food, and drive their car.  i’ll start eating like my brother, he’ll make me work out, and i’ll pick up dance again (someone else will pay for lessons).

no job, no money, and living off of others.  what more could i want?

and i know that they’ll just love it.